God is Watching
Children were lined up in the cafeteria/canteen of a Christian school for lunch.
At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. Someone had written a note and
placed it next to the apples. It read, "Take only one, God is watching."
Moving through the line, to the other end of the table, was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
One little boy wrote his own note and place it next to the cookies, "Take all you want, God is watching the apples."
Have Faith!
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to
swallow a human because even though they were a very
large mammal their throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
The teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah"
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him."
Author: Unknown
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